Everyone pulls pranks and jokes once in a while, but some people can’t help taking it
too far. It is one thing when there is no pressing need to give an absurd
presentation all in the name of pulling a prank but it is a totally different
thing to have something at stake and so resulting to some unhealthy lark. These
two people pulled one over the moon and there is no coming down for them!
Tim Murray: Election of A Robot Congressman
For this Oklahoma
congressional candidate, Tim Murray, telling the difference between a human and
robot does not come as an easy task; but for the rest of us, his accusations
seem like just another round of sally that shows how desperate he is to
get elected. Well according to Murray, Frank Lucas, his incumbent opponent who
has served nine terms before, was executed in Ukraine around Jan. 11, 2011, in an
event that was televised; so backing up his argument shouldn’t be so hard (if he wasn’t the only one who saw the televised execution on Ukrainian
television). Murray announced that he was the real winner because Frank Lucas
who had won by an 82.8% majority wasn’t a human being but robot or a look alike
being used to represent him.
Surprisingly enough Tim
Murray was capable of accumulating 5% of the votes cast (apparently he has a
large family and campaign team who are loyal enough to vote him). Meanwhile,
several letters have been released on Murray’s opponent’s, website
stating that he has never been to Ukraine before and would never use a look-alike
to represent him. So the question remains whether Murray’s claims of a robotic
congressman are valid or he is a non compos mentis or going nuts out of desperation.
Mark DeFriest: 20 Seasons of Prison Break
In other (not) news,
Mark DeFriest, who was arrested in 1979 for trying to take his dead father’s
tools claiming they belonged to him (where was the will?), tried to escape from
prison the most redonkulous way possible by slipping LSD in the coffee of the
staff and guards. Interestingly enough, the only thing keeping him in prison is
his repetitive attempts to escape from prison (precisely 13 times).